🪬 Money, sex, power, love, truth —

Money, sex, power, love, truth — 🪬

Hello YOU,

I AM Elix. I’ve walked through fire so you don’t have to. From self-sabotage in my career, marriage, religions, and business, I’ve mastered The Art of Unf*cking Myself.

I was once a real mess, anxious, overweight, video game-addicted Mormon at BYU. Officially diagnosed with PTSD, ADHD, and barely scraping by with a 2.37 GPA. A real mess.

The good news is, you’re smart, we all are — just specialized differently. And honestly? Anyone calling you “dumb” is just projecting their own stale thinking 💩

You are POWERFUL, but are you awake? I’m here, to remind you who the fc–k you are, definitely not him. Don’t click, lol. 🫏

The good news is, if you’re here, then you are not all there. Every challenge is just the universe giving you jet fuel to create the life you actually want. Stop resisting.

I’ll share every raw lesson I’ve learned — FOR FREE

Real talk, if you’re after soft, fluffy vibes, this isn’t the space. I’m all love and light—but make no mistake, there’s a razor’s edge here if you cross the line. But if you’re truly ready to unlock that real power within, tap in:

P.S. Spam isn’t my jam. I don’t have anything to sell you, silly. You might get an email in a week for all I care, and when you do, it’ll be extremely valuable. Believe me or not, I’m just having fun and this is an experiment. 🥳

Made with ♥️ by a real guy who ‘failed’ his first computer science class with a 2.37 GPA and had to study a bit of sociology as a consequence.

By landing on this site, reading it, or even hearing its content—you automatically agree to these terms, honey. You are legally bound not to use, reproduce, or distribute any part of this content without my explicit permission. Any unauthorized use is subject to strict action under U.S. Copyright Law (Title 17, U.S. Code), DMCA, and international copyright treaties. This isn’t just art or content—these are my thoughts, my words, and my mind. I’m not here promoting ideals—I’m here protecting them. Whether you think I’m too ‘unstable’ for this world or that it’s all an act… you don’t get to use my words, my vision, or my content for your benefit. You’ve been warned: You can’t use me, or my sh*t. Xoxo.